08 Dec 50 Clever Gag Gifts for the Lighthearted Women in Your Life
When you’re looking for gag gifts for women, you have to know the person you’re buying for. That’s why we have compiled this list – it contains gag gifts to suit every taste and personality. Rude, funny, irreverent or just simply cute, whoever you’re buying (or DIYing) for will be catered for perfectly.
Moms put up with their fair share of whining, so let them have a little wine of their own! This stemless glass holds 17 ounces, enough to drown out the ambient noise (aka kids), and bears the legend ‘mom juice’ so offspring are none the wiser. And because it’s stemless it’s harder to knock over – bonus!
This 13 ounce glass mug is a great gag gift for women who don’t want to shout! If your wife or mom needs a coffee before conversation, this is the mug for them. In stark white lettering it leaves the oncomer in no doubt about the drinker’s willingness to talk – one sip at a time.
Trolls have made a comeback, but the ones which adorn these adorable socks are straight from the 80s. Available in three colors and patterns (banana split, pink polka dot party, and electric youth), these socks, with their iconic hair raising designs, make a great gag gift for any lady who likes her leg being tickled!
This doormat would make a great gift for women who like their smalls, and don’t care who knows it! She’ll feel as if all eyes are on her as she stands at the door, and will have a teeny part of her wondering whether – just maybe – there’s a mirror hidden among the coconut fibers.
Grab a little you time (or rather, a little red, yellow or blue time), with the #momlife snarky adult coloring book. Better than banging your head off the nearest brick wall, this irreverent arty-fact is full of humorous pictures to be colored in, while you de-stress and feel the sisterhood on every single page.
This book might contain 19 rules for keeping a happy husband, but if you only follow one rule for keeping a happy wife, make it ‘don’t give her this book unless you’re good at ducking’! Full of ‘helpful’ hints on how to keep your man happy, it’s a great gag gift for women with a GSOH.
They say the best things come in small packages, and this little book (see what we did there?) celebrates that. ‘I’d Rather Be Short’ pays homage to petite women with all the reasons why, sometimes, less is more. Perfect as a gag gift for diminutive divas, it will make them feel ten feet tall.
Any woman will be showering you with thanks when you gift her one (or more) of these superb shower squids. Pretty and practical, these squids have nine adjustable tentacles to hold all her pampering products in one place, right where she needs them. They’ll even hold bottles upside down, so no waste, either.
Gift like a boss with Bob Ross, everyone’s favorite artist. This book encapsulates Ross’ unique take on life, and certainly gives any reader food for thought as they meander through the pages full of the painter’s deepest and thought provoking sayings. It’s no mistake you found this book, it’s just a happy little accident.
Whether the recipient is out of luck or out of something which rhymes with it, this coloring book is the perfect gag gift for women who want to curse but don’t want anyone to hear them! With 27 pages filled with animals and swear words, she can use the most colorful language imaginable – no judgement.
Send the kids a clear message that Mom’s work is done for the day, just by putting your feet up. This pair of warm crew socks comes in black and gray, with white lettering emblazoned across the bottoms, so you can say what you mean without saying a word. Now, where is that wine?
The age old question of ‘what’s for dinner?’ always comes down on Mom, so help her out by giving her a gag gift of “What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?” It does actually contain some delicious recipes, tempered with well-placed bad language to ease the stress of always having to make the decision.
This is one gag gift no woman will gag over – a subscription to the Pizza of the Month Club. You can’t overestimate how much any mom, wife, or girlfriend will look forward to that one night a month when she can enjoy three delicious gourmet pizzas without having to lift a finger. Priceless.
Toasters are so last season daaahling – opt for something more original as a wedding gift, and add a touch of humor to the occasion. Just Married Mad Libs is a little book with a lot of laughs, and makes a fun gift for newlyweds to peruse and play as they jet off on their honeymoon.
There’s no feeling like it – that aaahhhhh moment when you take off your bra at the end of the day. Show the women in your life that you understand by choosing this funny t-shirt that has the words ‘No Bra Club’ across the chest. It could be the most appreciated gag gift you ever buy!
Finally, a wine glass that understands. Buy this gag gift for any mom, and when someone asks why she’s drinking she can simply hold the glass up and let it speak for itself! “Because mommin’ ain’t easy” is a war cry universally understood by any woman who’s joined the Motherhood – ain’t that the truth?
Show your mom just how much you think of her with this awesome gift from Funny Guy Mugs. “World’s Okayest Mom” might not sound like the biggest compliment, but if you are a child of little sentimentality it will mean the world. And as moms rarely get to drink hot coffee, it’s even microwaveable for reheats.
Show your wife you think she’s the best of both worlds with this tongue in cheek gag gift. A working trophy wife is a bit of a misnomer, but if your lady carries it off then remind her of that fact every time she picks up her keys. Gorgeous and working – you lucky man!
As a new mom, there’s never enough time for nookie. But even the most exhausted mom will drool over “Porn for New Moms”, a book full of the hottest, sexiest men doing…well, doing what they should be doing and helping their partners! Makes a great gag gift for women who wished their men did more.
It’s well known that coloring in is not just for kids – it’s a great stress reliever for adults too. Have this book ready with a box full of colors and a big glass of wine for when your wife comes home, and give her 30 minutes where she can, indeed, Calm the F*ck Down.
Have you ever seen your normally calm partner erupt in a fit of rage because some inconsiderate *bleep* has done her wrong? Better than a pickaxe, this pack of tear-out letters, aptly titled “Dear Asshole”, will allow her to vent her grievances without being arrested! The perfect gag gift for the hothead you know and love.
Childbirth? Menopause? Laughing too hard? All of these things can cause a lady a few “oops” moments, but help is at hand! A great gag gift for women who sometimes lose control, these emergency underpants might just save her from eternal embarrassment. Or she might just prefer to launch the tin at your head.
This book makes a lovely keepsake, and will raise a few laughs as you work your way through it as a couple. With space for the mundane to the momentous, this journal can be dipped into as and when, or methodically filled in from front to back. It’s a great gift to look back on.
Make someone feel like royalty with this great gag gift for women who love their grape juice. The 13 oz long stemmed glass bears the words “Her Wineness” and is just perfect for that well deserved tipple at the end of a hard day – after all, no-one deserves it more than your very own queen.
“…like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” This adorable pendant makes a gift that’s good enough to eat for the pizza loving lady in your life. Fashioned from brass, and hanging on an 18” 14k gold filled chain, this pendant goes to show that the way to a woman’s heart is definitely through her stomach.
There’s always that one friend…the outspoken one…the one who curses like a sailor. You know the women I’m talking about! Show her you love her, mega mouth and all, with this super fun printed mug that’s as plain talking as she is. An appropriate gag gift for the woman who should be. Gagged, that is.
Fans of Ru Paul’s Drag Race can keep it fierce whenever they like, thanks to this paper doll book. With 10 punch-out paper dolls, including favorites such as Tyra Sanchez, Sharon Needles, and Violet Chacki, all the fabulous costumes, wow-factor wigs, and awesome accessories are included to make a fun activity for Ru Paul devotees.
If you fancy yourself as something of a wine aficionado, this game is a must. Wine Wars is a trivia game which takes you from vine to vino, and cellars to corks, as you pit your wine wits against fellow oenophiles. Perfect for game night, or as a gag gift for anyone who loves their victuals.
Let’s face it, no matter what comes out of a unicorn, it’s going to be delicious. Candy lovers are going to adore this pooping unicorn, because each time its bowel opens, out pops a magical movement to tempt their tastebuds. Just keep pumping the rainbow-colored tail for piles (see what we did there?) of delicious doodies.
Do you really know what makes women tick? “Porn for Women of a Certain Age” should come with a health warning, because it is going to set hearts racing! Filled with scenarios that would float any woman’s boat, this light-hearted book is fifty shades of OMG – a great gag gift for women of that certain age.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but with this personalized voodoo doll, it can be served at any temperature, at any time! Give this as a gift to a scorned woman so she can inflict damage such as “serious genital discomfort” or “halitosis” on whosever photograph she has personalized it with.
Cat lovers will be feline full of gratitude when they open this gift. The stemless wine glass holds 15 oz, and is etched with an adorable kitty face, making an irreverent gesture to anyone who dares question whether it is wine o clock yet. The purrfect gag gift for women who love wine. And cats.
Science has shown that swearing reduces pain – well, if that’s the case, here’s a gift which will render you totally pain-free. This flip book offers a veritable feast of foul-mouthed phrases which far surpass any common or garden variety of expletives, and will leave co-workers and bad drivers stunned at your varied vitriolic vocabulary.
Are you looking for a gift that’s not abominable? Tired of putting your Bigfoot in it when it comes to buying prezzies? Then choose this awesome Bigfoot Research Kit, and set off on an adventure together. There’s so much kit included that it’s hard to Sas-squash it all in! Includes stickers, journal, and membership card.
Just one glass of wine and you’ll forget all your troubles. This mahoosive glass holds an entire bottle of wine, and is far classier than drinking straight from the bottle when you’ve had the day from hell. It might be a gag gift, but it’s probably the most useful one you’ll ever give!
It’s a quandary that men don’t usually need to think about, but sometimes using a public lav can be bad for women’s health. Solve the problem and save your lady from having to hover above the seat by buying her this Public Toilet Survival Kit, which includes seat cover, antiseptic wipes, and latex disposable gloves.
Blasts from the past always go down well when you’re buying gag gifts for women, so exercise your imagination and take a look at ‘Let’s Get Physical’, the keep-fit book from the era of leg warmers, Lycra, and (thankfully) long forgotten moves. Full of photos, fashion, and keep fit tips, it’s corny, cringe-worthy, and fabulous.
This is a gift that will de-stress rather than distress. Give somebody the means to vent their spleen without causing offence, and reach their inner Zen at the same time. Each page of this awesome “Can’t Fix Stupid” coloring book features pictures, patterns and lots of expletives they might want to shout, but daren’t.
#Momlife2 is the second book in the series, and just as useful as the first at easing stress and letting off steam in a calm, Zen-like manner. Coloring in lowers blood pressure, but when you combine that with turning the air blue it’s a sure-fire recipe for success. Celebrates motherhood at its best (and worst).
Do you know someone who drinks oceans of coffee? If so, this is the perfect mug for her. Adorned in hundreds (ok, lots) of bubbles, it features a swimming mermaid and the legend “Sorry, I’m too busy being a mermaid”. Go on, you know you want to. Just say we mermaid you buy it!
Sure to afford the user some personal space, this glass mug informs everyone around that coffee makes them poop. With a generous bowel opening 13 oz capacity, this mug would make a great gag gift for women who share your particular brand of toilet humor. Designed to fit K Cup coffee makers, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Find out what really makes women tick by flicking through this Porn for Women book. It’s not for the fainthearted, as it shows men doing what really gets the ladies’ pulses racing – housework, listening, and even…gasp…making a cup of chamomile tea! It’s a titillating gag gift for any woman (and useful reading for men).
If it comes from a unicorn it’s going to be good. Unicorns live and breathe magic, glitter, and all things wholesome, so when they fart they produce a puff of air so magical, so fabulous, that it actually tastes like fruit punch. This enchanted edible treat makes a great gag gift (and it tastes delicious).
Get Mad Libbing over food and drink, with the “Eat, Drink, and be Mad Libs” book. The ideal gag gift for women who love their fare, this book uses the tried and tested formula of filling in the blanks before you get to the story. Featuring 21 funny tales for game night with friends.
Full of plump breasts and juicy thighs, this book is disgustingly good. “Fifty Shades of Chicken” will have women drooling and licking their lips at the food porn between the covers. With 50 seductive recipes for chicken, there’ll be absolutely no need for a safe word because they won’t want it to stop. Oh my!
This gag gift for women will keep everyone guessing. Inside its innocent white curves could be lurking tea, coffee, hot cocoa, or, as the mug says, it might be wine! Holding 11 oz of whatever takes their fancy, it’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and comes in a sturdy, thick, glossy ceramic.
If someone you know is dreading her upcoming birthday, how about making her feel even worse (but better at the same time) with a pair of Granny Panties? These hilarious high waisted panties are adorned with a ruffled rear and feature the faces of the Golden Girls. You’ll be glad you ‘Rose’ to the occasion.
As women approach the menopause, they can lose their sense of humor (hey…it’s a scary time). Inject some comedy into the situation with the “Menopaws – the Silent Meow” book, full of cute cats suffering meno symptoms. It makes a great gag gift for women of ‘a certain age’ for whom it needn’t be a cat-astrophe.
Why should kids be the only ones to get stickers when they’ve done well? This gag gift of 16 stickers rewards US for achieving adulty things when all we want to do is hide in our blanket forts – almost making it to the gym, shaving our legs, or not cursing in front of the kids!
Bookstores are full of advice and information from the mother’s point of view, but what about the fetus? “What to Expect When You’re Expected” looks at the first three trimesters from the fetus’ side, with some hilarious results. This irreverent book is a light-hearted gag gift for women who are expecting (and not easily offended!)